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the glory of God is man's heart fully alive.
I can do anything,
but I can do anything wrong...
let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. - Colossians 4:6
So you see... I'm getting burning fuel on my hand, and the trick is to, before it goes out, light up the other wick.
Human skin takes about four seconds of exposure to fire before you start to burn.
...though the hair on that arm is now a lot shorter.
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the glory of God is man's heart fully alive.
I can do anything,
but I can do anything wrong...
let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. - Colossians 4:6
The fire does the hair removal for you.
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The Hat Dragon
"We are the music-makers. We are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka
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My car is broken, and i want to get to the city... WHY AM I NOT IN THE CITY?
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